John

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I'm not even myself half the time...


What?
John
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"Chicago Public Schools educates you to work on Chinese railroads." - My Math Statistics Professor

I REFUSE TO BE WORKING ON THE RAILROAD ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY.
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OMG A STRIPPER IS STALKING ME!!!
Freddie!
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So, I just went on AIM to try and talk to someone, when I was rudely interrupted by some stranger. Hilarity ensues as she ignores all that I say and tries to get me to watch her strip and pay her for whatever.
I thought it was a friend or someone from here at first, but she revealed herself otherwise.
I decided to somewhat go along with her for the lulz. During our conversation, she seems to develop a problem with her "L"s and "I"s.

Read the conversation:


basebllace714: hey

redphoned: Hullo, who's this?

basebllace714: hey how r u today?

redphoned: I asked ye a question myself, who are you?

basebllace714: Really? You don't remember me?

redphoned: But I'm fine. Yourself?

basebllace714: I cant remember if we have talked before? 24f here. you?

redphoned: I don't have your name here. And I've never seen your username before.

basebllace714: natali

redphoned: Nope, never heard of you, sorry.

basebllace714: oh... well whats up?

redphoned: Not much. Roaming the internet. You?

basebllace714: cool. im so bored. theres nothing to do. any suggestions?

redphoned: I dunno. I'm bored myself.
bored.com lol

basebllace714: i got a idea. i want to be a stripper but im not sure if im good enough.
do u want to watch me strip on cam and teII me if im good enough?

redphoned: See, I don't watch those things, so I can't tell you anything about it.

basebllace714: ok u gotta signup to this site so i know your not a kid
is that ok with u?

redphone: I'm not signing up fer anything, stranger.

basebllace714: k babe just go here http://twurl.nl/hyzao6
then at the top cIick the goId JOIN FREE button and make a Iogin ok?

redphoned: Uh... Whatever you say then...

basebllace714: oh and one more thing. it does ask for a credit card but it does not charge the card at aII
its just to verify that you are 18 ok?

redphoned: Sure.

basebllace714: k babe well hurry up so we can have some fun!

redphoned: Okay then.

basebllace714: and if you want some naughty fun you can just take me in private or tip me in some goId.

redphoned: Sure, hon.

basebllace714: Iets taIk on the site my aim keeps messing up.

redphoned: I'll be right over. Don't you worry.



I was laughing throughout most of the conversation. I blocked her afterwards and now she's trying to get through to my e-mail.
STAY AWAY FROM ME STRIPPER. I DO NOT NEED YOUR SERVICES.

Writer's Block: Hey Mr. DJ, keep playing this song…
John
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What music lifts you up when you’re feeling down?
Just let me hear some of that Rock & Roll music

Writer's Block: 9/11
John
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Where were you?

I was actually at my grandma's place that day. I believe I was in third grade then. Anyway, my grandmother woke me up at the time I usually got ready to go to school, bit she was shouting things at me. Once I was up, she called my dad to tell him about the first plane crashing through, and I sat down in front of the TV to watch the news. Some time afterward, the second plane came and I saw that happen. I stayed home longer than I usually did and I watched all of the people jumping out of the windows, the buildings crashing down, and then the people running away. I was scared, and I begged not to go to school. Supposedly a plane was coming to Chicago as well, and I didn't want to end up like what I'd seen on TV. But I was forced to anyway, and I got there late. Almost every teacher got a TV into their classrooms, and we didn't really do anything in school that day.
And later on, like in high school, most of my teachers would talk about it and say that all of us probably wouldn't remember much because we were so little or whatever. And everyone but me agreed. I remember everything about that day. Had nightmares about it for a long time...

MY FRIEND PANDA- I MEAN PATRICK!
John
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THIS IS FOR MY FRIEND PATRICK gamerpat.
JUST BECAUSE HE HASN'T POSTED AN ESSAY EXPLAINING HIS LOVE FOR LOBSTER MEAT. I'VE BEEN WAITING MUCH TOO LONG, Y'SEE? I'M TIRED OF WAITING PANDY.
AND I WRITE IN CAPSLOCK BECAUSE I CAN.
ENJOY WHILE YOU CAN. WAIT... WHAT?

FUNNY STUFF IS IN HERE, KIDS!Collapse )



MUSIC VIDEO FOR NO REASON.

Writer's Block: MVP awards
John
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What’s the most important thing to you (person, animal, anything)?

I think the most important thing for myself at the moment is living. Everything else is second, and that's all that matters to me for now. I'm sure it'll change soon...

Writer's Block: Killer Queen
George Harrison
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What's your favorite Queen song, and why?

Well, this is a very difficult question for me. I believe the first song I ever heard from Queen was "We Will Rock You" and a few more afterward, but I never really got into them. I have now, very recently, as my friend constantly told me how much in love she was with "Don't Stop Me Now". So I decided to have a listen and I ended up buying whatever of them I could.
And this is a very difficult choice for me, but I believe the song I have loved the most from Queen has been "I Want to Break Free". It's been the most addicting song of theirs for me for about... a decade now! It's got this mixture of emotion and it's very fun to actually sing and play the song myself. It's my father's favorite as well! The music video is very fun as well, with all the guys in drag and such.
But, my opinion might change now and then, and I believe many other songs follow closely. Close to this, I'd choose "The Show Must Go On", "Somebody to Love", and "Don't Stop Me Now". Of course, I haven't listened to all of their records, so these are it for now!

Testing?
John
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Well, this is just a test post. I'll be actually posting the good stuff soon enough...

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